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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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