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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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