- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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