- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

So this guy was making a sandwich...

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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