- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Knock Knock.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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