The american education system.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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