- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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