Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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