Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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