whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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