why did the blue berry cross the road

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Chicken

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