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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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