To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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