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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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