Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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