- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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