- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Weaner

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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