A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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women's rights.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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