HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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