- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

roses are red poo is poo

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Obama = ebola

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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