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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

My cat just died.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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