- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What is better than life? Nothing.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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