- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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