- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

My spelling is horrible

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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