- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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