- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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