- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Black people having a Job.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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