- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What happened to my sunglasses?

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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