What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Get on the boat.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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