- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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