- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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