Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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woman's rights

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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