A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Anti Joke

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