- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Obama = ebola

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Yellow People !!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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