pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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american idol

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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