- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

cory is gay

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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