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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

knock knock? come in

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