- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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