- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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