- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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