- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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