What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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