Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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