- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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