- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock Knock.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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