- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Boner

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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