- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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