Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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