Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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