- Anti Joke

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

ure mama's so fat

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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