What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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