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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

The american education system.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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