Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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