There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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