- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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