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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

I asked her where you were.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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