- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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