How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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