Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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