- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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