- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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