- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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