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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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