What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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