Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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