How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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