- Anti Joke

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock Knock? Come in.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Yo mama so fat.