What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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