Gus's mom

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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