Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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