What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Oh, go away

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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