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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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live babies

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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