What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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